Since when do we have to entertain our dogs?! In the day, dogs just were dogs. You walked them, fed them, maybe trained them a little, maybe played with them, if you were the playful sort. Most days they chewed on a bone (somehow splintered bones never worried us) or cuddled at your feet, or looked out the window, sensing perhaps that there was a bigger and better world out there.
Nowadays, you give your dog toys, many toys, which become to them like old wallpaper -- mostly ignored, boring because they open no new doors. You give them brain games (that activity lasts all of 10 minutes). You take them to doggie day care and to dog parks. You'd think with all that, boredom would be an unfamiliar concept to them.
Enter Millie.
I have to say, it's a beautiful day (yet again!) and we should go to the dog park, but after breakfast...

... she seems ready for her nap, so I go out to train, not my pup but roses.
I have trained many a dog, but I've never trained a rose before. Still, as Ed will tell you, there is nothing in this world that a YouTube video can't teach you, so I equipped myself with as much knowledge as you could take in by staring dumbly at your laptop for thirty minutes. And then I grab a handful of ties and begin my game of cane directing.
There is an art to this, but like any art, first attempts are very lackluster, unless you're a Claude Monet (who incidentally loved roses and called them the most romantic of all flowers).
I know you're not supposed to cross canes (though it's okay if you really must). I know you have to either tie down or cut off long canes for the winter so that they aren't destroyed (and along with it, your awesome rose bush) by heavy snows (what heavy snows? Haven't seen those for a while...). But aside from that, it's all rather trial and error-ish, YouTube tutorials notwithstanding.
Done. Next -- some sod removal, and finally, I take Millie out to her yard, where she does her beautiful zoomie runs.

And finally I settle in to do some reading. Millie plays for a few minutes then goes upstairs. I'd closed all the doors to the bedrooms so I feel confident she can do no harm
That confidence is sorely misplaced. In two minutes (I never trust her to go off by herself for more than two minutes, which I will now reduce to one minute), I go up and see that she has destroyed the edging of the carpeting leading to the bathroom -- the one door I hadn't closed (it probably wouldn't have helped anyway).
I know you're not supposed to scold dogs. I know you redirect and give them a treat, but that just seems so wrong! She got my attention -- I am up there with her. How can I possibly do anything but say in a very loud voice --- Millie that was NOT a good idea! I did not use profanity and I limited my reprimand to a sentence and a half. I did not redirect or give her a treat.
I clean up the shreds of carpet, go downstairs and order another gate, this one for the stairs. No more solo trips up there, little girl. And, too, carpet protectors so that she can not possibly tear out more carpet bits at the entrances to rooms. (Of course, she could still just go after the wntire carpet. Millie loves yarns to pull on, and yes she has a dozen toys with dangling yarns, but those are so yesterday, so boring!)
Ed suggests a walk (it's just so beautiful outside!) so I pluck Millie, put her in the car, pick up Ed and we drive over to the nearby dog park. With these familiar feathered friends along the way...

Great walk. Surely Millie must be tired?
The young family comes over for dinner. With Goose.
It is unbelievable how hard these two mismatched dogs play!

And I have to say, Millie is the primary instigator. She is all over Goose, growling her silly little growls , tail wagging furiously as she grabs his ear, his mouth, his leg. Goose indulges her. He could slap her down with one paw with his eyes closed, but he is a dog's dog and loves to play with any lively canine, so we have a terrific evening watching those two try to destroy each other (and the house, but luckily they are more interested in going after each other than, say, the couch or ... the upstairs carpet).
The evening is lovely. Kids are after a good week of school and activities and, well, that good weather we're having -- how could you not love a day with sunshine, a cool breeze, with all those scents of autumn in the air?
with so much love...



















































