Because elevators are a quick rush in an enclosed and private space…
Because elevators are safe in a way that few other moving objects are…
Because elevators are the only spaces within which you can do absolutely nothing else but wait…
…but you have the illusion of privacy, so that you could behave atrociously and no one would be the wiser.
You know, it was a very busy day. Can I leave you with a valentine wish? Yes? Okay. In the words of Ed, everyday is Valentine’s Day.
It's all in how you regard things. Take a bowl of pears. So simple. So... voluptuous.
