Wednesday, June 17, 2009
rich thoughts
There is such wealth to summer days! I think of good weather as being up there with money – neither can make you happy, but to have a good amount of either (or both!) most certainly makes life much smoother.
Living in the north – before in Poland, now in Wisconsin, and being employed by the state (and on a “mommy track” no less), I haven’t an overabundance of either, but so far this spring/summer, I’m feeling pretty “glass is half full” about life.
And so when I woke up several days ago with a sore throat, I thought to myself: this cannot be. I don’t get bugs (except for ticks in the Highlands). Maybe a sniffle every couple of years. In November. Not flu-ish viruses. Not now.
Wait. Didn’t Ed flip a coin? Wasn’t it the case that if I were to have flu symptoms, it would, by reason of the coin toss, lead me to suspect Lyme disease?
I call my doctor’s office. (I swear, the nurse has a bored voice when she calls me back. As if she wants to ask – where has your imagination taken you now?)
Nina, she tells me, go to Urgent Care.
Oh, I know what she is really saying: don’t trouble us here. Go bother the people over at Urgent. They’re having a slow day.
I go to Urgent. By now, I think my throat is exploding. In the minutes when it’s not feeling perfectly fine.
At Urgent, I’m given a mask. Flu symptoms require it. I want to tell them that we flipped a coin and there is, therefore, no chance that I have Swine Flu, but I don the mask and stay quiet. I note that the mask smells of something that detergents would call “fresh scent.” I wish it would just smell of paper.
I sit and wait. I am not urgent. Indeed, when all my vitals are recorded, I think they believe me to be as strong as a giant. I look healthy. I feel healthy. (Except for the soar throat.)
An hour later, the doctor comes in. We chat about ticks, Scotland, viruses. She looks at my throat. Vitamin C. You need lots of Vitamin C.
I’m glad that there are still placebos out there that you can offer to people like me.
I skip the Vitamin solution. I mean, I feel great.
Owen Woods, just a mile down the road from me
The weather is summer weather. I walk outside and think – weather and good health. Forget about the money part. You got good weather and good health – you should be happy.
I am.
Living in the north – before in Poland, now in Wisconsin, and being employed by the state (and on a “mommy track” no less), I haven’t an overabundance of either, but so far this spring/summer, I’m feeling pretty “glass is half full” about life.
And so when I woke up several days ago with a sore throat, I thought to myself: this cannot be. I don’t get bugs (except for ticks in the Highlands). Maybe a sniffle every couple of years. In November. Not flu-ish viruses. Not now.
Wait. Didn’t Ed flip a coin? Wasn’t it the case that if I were to have flu symptoms, it would, by reason of the coin toss, lead me to suspect Lyme disease?
I call my doctor’s office. (I swear, the nurse has a bored voice when she calls me back. As if she wants to ask – where has your imagination taken you now?)
Nina, she tells me, go to Urgent Care.
Oh, I know what she is really saying: don’t trouble us here. Go bother the people over at Urgent. They’re having a slow day.
I go to Urgent. By now, I think my throat is exploding. In the minutes when it’s not feeling perfectly fine.
At Urgent, I’m given a mask. Flu symptoms require it. I want to tell them that we flipped a coin and there is, therefore, no chance that I have Swine Flu, but I don the mask and stay quiet. I note that the mask smells of something that detergents would call “fresh scent.” I wish it would just smell of paper.
I sit and wait. I am not urgent. Indeed, when all my vitals are recorded, I think they believe me to be as strong as a giant. I look healthy. I feel healthy. (Except for the soar throat.)
An hour later, the doctor comes in. We chat about ticks, Scotland, viruses. She looks at my throat. Vitamin C. You need lots of Vitamin C.
I’m glad that there are still placebos out there that you can offer to people like me.
I skip the Vitamin solution. I mean, I feel great.
Owen Woods, just a mile down the road from me
The weather is summer weather. I walk outside and think – weather and good health. Forget about the money part. You got good weather and good health – you should be happy.
I am.
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ok, but how's the throat now? drink lots of fluids
ReplyDeleteAnother really good remedy is "throat coat" tea. It tastes like black licorice, which isn't my thing, but really works to calm my throat when it feels like it's on fire. The suggestion to take it came from someone at my prior job who seemed just as flippant as the doctor and nurse you described ("Take the tea; you'll be better soon."). Feel better.
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