Correction: no droppings

In a previous post I claimed to have my grass fertilized with turkey droppings. Apparently this year my Green Earth guys have gone vegetarian. Their letter tells me that they have just sprinkled my grass with organic corn gluten meal. Like me, I am sure you’ll want more information on this yummy new product. Green Earth tells me to take my curiosity to their website at www.gluten.iastate.edu . My own report is that the bunnies appear pleased with the change to corn. I’m watching a monster rabbit outside at this very moment –he can hardly move, he is that obese. (Maybe it’s a pregnant ‘she’? Oh joy, I am supporting an extended rabbit family with a steady diet of tender flower buds and corn meal.)