There are so many punchy jokes I could have made here
yesterday, admitting that the reason I was not up for celebrating Mother’s Day
was because the next day (today) I was scheduled for a colonoscopy. Anyone who
knows the routine understands that even brunch is a no no on the day before.
Dinner? Out of the question. (Remarkably, one can still ingest wine, albeit
white wine, but after jugs of apple juice and white grape juice, the last thing
you want it juice of any kind, including fermented and with alcohol.)
The reason not to poke fun of picking this day to not eat is
because colonoscopies are not really funny. Too many people avoid them, too
many results are suboptimal – it’s all part of getting older, even as, if truth
be told, my first colonoscopy and surgery on my colon were at age twelve. One
of the many childhood traumas that I bring to the table.
This morning, Ed dropped me off at the hospital and then
quickly departed. He’s a good sport about taking me places when I ask him, but
he’ll seize any opportunity to not interact with the medical community. When I
came to, we scooted out on his motorcycle before the hospital staff could hold
us back and say – hey, when we asked that someone drive her home, we didn't mean
on a biker's seat, with a milk crate as a back rest!
I was unconcerned. After all, Ed turned around every few
blocks and asked if I was still awake. I was. Right up until we pulled into the
driveway. After that, I promptly dozed off on a chair outside, on the
wood chipped driveway. Eventually I woke up.
And now I’m just full of appreciation – among other things,
for the foods I can eat. (When I was told that for the week before the
procedure I should avoid eating fruits, veggies, grains and nuts, I thought –
well what else is there? Needless to say, I cheated.)
I did not work much in the garden today. I walked the rows
of strawberries, noting that all the ripening fruits were nibbled on by our
resident chipmunk. I’m going to have a shouting match with him before the
season’s over, that’s for sure. The Hmong farmers have planted berries all
around us and they appear to harvest a significant number of them for the
farmers markets. So why do the chipmunks come to our small motley assortment? I
cannot answer that.
In the evening, I planted five, yes only five tomatoes out
back. That’s unremarkable. But what was remarkable and is always remarkable is
the big willow we pass every time we walk to our orchard out back. We have two
such willows, but this one is bigger, mightier, coddled by hours of
unobstructed sunshine.
The willow has to be older than I am. Its branches are as
unruly and untamed as my hair, its roots mess with everything below, but it is
beautiful especially in the morning and in the evening, when the wind tussles
its branches this way and that.
...with the red sheep shed peeking through at the lower end.
What a beautiful May 14th! What an absolutely
splendid day!
Now don't yell at me Nina. I've never had, and never hope to have, a colonoscopy. I know, I know. But that's the way I am. Husband has had one or two, can't remember, and I even have photos that the colonoscope took (eeew, gross!) but I'd have to be unconscious to get me on that table. I don't do doctors, you see. I admire all people who DO do doctors and take care of themselves, but I've never had much luck with doctors and studies and so it is what it is.
ReplyDeleteThe willow tree is splendid. I had read that the take enormous amounts of water from the land they sit on/in, and I can see why. We have one down the street that used to be a lot bigger but has been slowing degenerating into a half-willow lately. Not sure why.
I think you are going to have to call your home "Camp Tomato" in the end. Yikes. I'll be looking for your canned tomatoes in all the stores later this year!