I searched the Internet for appropriate attire of the MoB (mother of the bride).
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
transitions
Can I interest you in admiring some more humming birds? This
time I didn’t even leave the porch. Hence the quality of the photos.
(I mean, you need only compare that to a photo of breakfast -- taken inside the screened space...)
One more time, though. The feisty humming bird:
It was a silly day, actually. Ed and I both stayed on the
porch for a very long while. I had purchased something many, many weeks ago, to wear for my daughter’s
wedding and I never bothered taking it out of the box, let
alone trying it on for size. Today I did both and it’s fair to say that it was
very difficult to breathe with that thing zipped up to the top. So suddenly I
have the classic complaint – I have nothing to wear.
I searched the Internet for appropriate attire of the MoB (mother of the bride).
I searched the Internet for appropriate attire of the MoB (mother of the bride).
Ed suggested a t-shirt with a handpainted sign – something
to the effect of “I am the happy mother.” I said no. And I dared ask if he
maybe wanted me to rent him a suit for the occasion. I got a clear and very
unambiguous answer to that one. I would not be surprised if he himself wore a t-shirt that said
“I am the happy mother.” He does not much pay attention to the lettering on
t-shirts.
In the late afternoon we finally made our way to Woodman’s,
Madison’s most unpleasant grocery hangar and Walmart’s, the world’s most
unpleasant store of any kind. It had to be done. I tried to speed through both, but
that’s not easy. Ed gets distracted by such things as pink tennis balls. They
support cancer research, I tell him. At 2 cents per container of balls? Very
generous. We buy them anyway.
At Walmart’s, we also look for the free blood pressure
measuring device. We each take turns measuring our blood pressure. The trick is
to do it enough times until you get a result you really can be proud of. It took Ed only three
times and it took me four. I attribute it to my recently poor lifestyle habits – the ones that
have accompanied me through out this writing frenzy. I am not surprised that
writers never look especially healthy.
At home, I reheat the chili and I make a fresh salad and Ed
bikes (because it’s Wednesday) and I think -- even in this holding pattern,
where it’s not quiet yet time to work, but it’s no longer a free summer, where
the weather is still very warm, but the mornings are cool, fall-like almost,
where I’m one foot here and the other there -- even in this time, life remains
very, very good.
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Indeed, it is very, very good. MOB dress....what a travail! You know my story with that one. I hope your search goes quickly.
ReplyDelete"Walmart’s, the world’s most unpleasant store of any kind"
ReplyDeleteNow, you've got me imagining the competition for world’s most unpleasant store of any kind... Surely, there's a place that sells....
Good luck on the dress. Some people would have fun with that task, but I am not one of them. Isn't it interesting how the knowledge that summer will end in the near future seems to bring it to a close even sooner?
ReplyDeleteEd sounds very much like my husband, who has no interest in convention. He wore multi-colored flip-flops to our rehearsal dinner and I had to twist his arm to wear non-sneakers to our wedding. He looked the best of all the men in the wedding, despite having spent only 1/3 of his allotted budget on a suit (polyester), and was quite proud of his frugality.
ReplyDeleteThough they can be a headache sometimes when they insist on going against convention, they are so much fun to go through life with!