Piercingly beautiful

There is a reason why this house is prone to icicles and I wont delve into the details, but I do want to note that if ever I feel inclined toward violence, I have the tools at my disposal all around this property. I reach over, I grab and I boing or pierce. Either way – destruction is within my grasp. And in case I do not finish off the poor victims with the ice dagger, I have ample ice on the steps for them to slip on. [I WILL get road salt later to melt the 6 inch layer of ice that has accumulated on my front step. Apparently I need something stronger than the wonderfully aromatic gourmet sea salt that I have been gently sprinkling on the step every now and then.]