2. which June 15 is my favorite ever, of all time?
a. 2005
b. some June 15 between 1953 and 2004

3. how many Poles does it take to drink a whole bottle of wine in one evening?
a. Poles prefer vodka
b. one

4. if I were to look out front, what would I see?
a. a beautifully kept up front yard with perennials springing forth in rapid succession
b. something that someone described today as a nightmare, or jungle or maybe it was a disaster, tended to by a person who has basically given up.

5. which word best describes my mood these days:
a. lugubrious
b. sprightly