Thursday, December 30, 2004
P.S. on resolutions: not amusing enough for you?
If my resolution (see post below) left you disappointed, let me tell you, there are many more out there on the Net that you can peruse and reflect about. I’ll leave you with a few choice samples from lounge.bust.com, where a number of commenters have resolved the following:
From jilliec:
- Devote more time to playing my fucking guitar.
- Smoke more pot.
From spunkychick:
- replace the 'blech' items in wardrobe with new funky fun items
From rebookie:
- Have sex again
From dusty:
- stop slacking with housecleaning, work, paying bills, hair care answering emails and basically anything in my life that involves responsibility.
From mandolyn:
- cut down on the alcohol and drug-consumption.
From isotopia:
- stop picking at my skin
From tyger:
- stop pulling the hair out of my knees and knuckles as stress relief
From nanuk:
- Finish grad school applications
From pinkpoodle:
- Moisturize more
From Venetia:
- Publish three things in refereed journals.
- Go to Italy (or else Poland, but probably Italy)
[I was with her until the last one. Definitely she should go with Poland. Italy is everyone’s choice. Poland is for the lovers, the intellectuals, the truly forward-looking.]
From jilliec:
- Devote more time to playing my fucking guitar.
- Smoke more pot.
From spunkychick:
- replace the 'blech' items in wardrobe with new funky fun items
From rebookie:
- Have sex again
From dusty:
- stop slacking with housecleaning, work, paying bills, hair care answering emails and basically anything in my life that involves responsibility.
From mandolyn:
- cut down on the alcohol and drug-consumption.
From isotopia:
- stop picking at my skin
From tyger:
- stop pulling the hair out of my knees and knuckles as stress relief
From nanuk:
- Finish grad school applications
From pinkpoodle:
- Moisturize more
From Venetia:
- Publish three things in refereed journals.
- Go to Italy (or else Poland, but probably Italy)
[I was with her until the last one. Definitely she should go with Poland. Italy is everyone’s choice. Poland is for the lovers, the intellectuals, the truly forward-looking.]
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